Teenager son has his girlfriend over for Valentine’s day.

They exchange gifts and watch tv & hang out.

I make a nice dinner & a cake.  All is well.  They head down to watch a movie.

I don’t hear for them for a while.

Im in bed watching tv w my younger son.  My husband walks in w a serious look on his face.

“He cant be in there, especially with the door closed”  He points to our son’s room.

“Then knock on the door and tell them to come out”

Knock knock

“Hold on I’m naked”

My life flashes before my eyes and I die a thousand deaths.

He strolls out with his shirt off.

I’m pretty sure something of epic proportion is about to unfold.

“WHAT”

“WHAT”

“What the freaking hell boy why don’t you have your clothes on and where is she”

“She’s gone, she’s been gone, her mom picked her up”

And we all had a giggle.  And I am  having a glass of wine now.